I am trying to post an orginal piece of artwork regularly. BORING! Did I hear you say? Well, then fuck you. You've just been taken to high camp and I am the annoying mean driver. BTW high camp is where we all laugh and throw hot steaming hunks of poo each other. No, no seriously I don't even know what I just said and whatev,
it was all in good fun. Posting new stuff is going to be a gigantic cup to fill with my final-final coming up (oooh! thats ridiculous) and as Mr. Rollins would nicely put it , "i'm going to be stretching it
reaaal f' n thin" and then with out hesitation a roar of manical laughter can be heard by the angry little man wearing the oh-so peculiar undersized gym shorts. HR is ca-ca-crazy and also a child of the 60's which explains his length of shorts or lack thereof shorts.
Here's a piece I like to call my closing controversial statements of the weekend (with no further explanation). And they are....
-95% of people ordering drinks in cafe's today have a I've just been violated by a pack of horny bears look on their face before they order.
-People who stop and then turn in the middle of the highway for no good reason are indeed retarded.
-Sometimes when people call at 2:45am and I am asleep I will not be angry. I will just repeat two times before I hang up - I don't even know why I picked up the phone, I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY I PICKED UP THE PHONE -click.
Byebye folks.
love,
you unfunny jackass
3 comments:
It's nice to finally see what you've been working on. Are you counting down the days until you can leave the scone counter? Uh, isn't that a lot of stale bread with weak flavors? Wouldn't people like something juicier? I would!
oh robin, you are my love.
I mean what?
At first glance your flower looks like some flying buterflies.
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