Sunday, December 03, 2006

D-d-don't go where?

I am trying to post an orginal piece of artwork regularly. BORING! Did I hear you say? Well, then fuck you. You've just been taken to high camp and I am the annoying mean driver. BTW high camp is where we all laugh and throw hot steaming hunks of poo each other. No, no seriously I don't even know what I just said and whatev, it was all in good fun. Posting new stuff is going to be a gigantic cup to fill with my final-final coming up (oooh! thats ridiculous) and as Mr. Rollins would nicely put it , "i'm going to be stretching it reaaal f' n thin" and then with out hesitation a roar of manical laughter can be heard by the angry little man wearing the oh-so peculiar undersized gym shorts. HR is ca-ca-crazy and also a child of the 60's which explains his length of shorts or lack thereof shorts.

Here's a piece I like to call my closing controversial statements of the weekend (with no further explanation). And they are....

-95% of people ordering drinks in cafe's today have a I've just been violated by a pack of horny bears look on their face before they order.

-People who stop and then turn in the middle of the highway for no good reason are indeed retarded.

-Sometimes when people call at 2:45am and I am asleep I will not be angry. I will just repeat two times before I hang up - I don't even know why I picked up the phone, I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY I PICKED UP THE PHONE -click.

Byebye folks.


you unfunny jackass


Robin said...

It's nice to finally see what you've been working on. Are you counting down the days until you can leave the scone counter? Uh, isn't that a lot of stale bread with weak flavors? Wouldn't people like something juicier? I would!

sarah said...

oh robin, you are my love.

I mean what?

Dig said...

At first glance your flower looks like some flying buterflies.